1 Month Doctor's Visit

I went to the doctor yesterday and man was it aweful. First of all, they made us wait for half an hour before we could even go in. Then, when I got in the room, they made mommy take my clothes off and change my diaper. After I had a fresh diaper on, they took me in the hall and mommy took the diaper off again and put me on this metal thing. They said I weigh 9 pounds and 12 ounces (that's what the metal thing told them). We went back in the room and the lady drew lines on the paper on the table at the top of my head and the botton of my feet. She said I am 21 and 3/4 inches long. She also put these drops in my eyes and I couldn't see anything (they dialeted my eyes). Next, we waited another half an hour for the mean old doctor. He touched me all over, hit my knees and feet, and then shined this bright light in my eyes. When he left mommy finally put my clothes back on and I started to get warm again. Then the mean lady came back in. She put drops in my nose, put the sucker thing up my nose and then in my throat. She almost made me throw up. Man was it a long day! I took a nap in the car and slept all afternoon while mommy went shopping.